1) Take one photographer, one camera, and one tripod.
2) Place in a nettle-lined canvas oven.
3) Cut a slit in the oven overlooking a perch positioned over a stretch of the idyllic Scottish river Whiteadder.
4) Garnish with a covering of midges.
5) Sun-bake for four and a half hours on the hottest day of the year so far.
6) Do not, on any account, let a kingfisher alight on the perch.
Well that was an unproductive morning. Off to another hide this afternoon? I think so!
On second thoughts, perhaps not! I have to find out which team my beloved Bolton will be getting 6 points from next season.
ReplyDeleteI am going to have to wait until this evening to head out with a camera again.